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RomanTaskMLP Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WARNING! Don't carry on reading! Or you won't die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she of course she killed her potato :iconatnightplz:. She got so bad she went to kill all the
random :icondogeplz::iconinchinaplz: so the :iconmoarplz:-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special IMAGINATION room to kill her, because chain mails HAVE to be about killing. And the machine they were using went wrong. But :iconnobodycares-plz:. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died :iconwithsprinklesplz: on her head.
Now every week on this day of daily bread she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Random night at 11:00 :iconatnightplz: She creeps into your room and kills you :iconnowhereplz:
while watching :iconspongebobplz: and :iconcandlecoveplz:. But she can't do that because she's fake. Now don't send this to ten other plz accounts on this one site, because you will be a :iconfailureplz:.
 This is fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes, tomorrow you will get replies saying "Really, dude?" because everyone knows that chain mails are annoying and fake.
if you break this chain nothing will happen.
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:icontottymats-u:
tottymats-u Featured By Owner Edited Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring





:icontrollfaceplz:











Just don't read the little stories and
Think of a wish of da great monorah in the bagel patch
as you scroll all

The way to the bottom. There is
no message there - then make your
licks to get of a center of a Tootsie Pop.















No attachment on this one.


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Stories

















I'm :iconmableplz: and I'm 31 years old, and I wished
That my :iconpatrickplz: would come home from
The :iconwumboplz:, because he'd been having
Ritz crackers. It was 3:52 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 7.03 PM, the doorbell rang, and
Patrick said :iconnouplz:





I'm :iconspongebobplz: and I'm 2 and I've been
eating Krabby Patties and I want to turn into one. I made a simple
Wish that I was a Krabby Patty.  That was at 5:31 and at 5:52 I was eaten by a customer of the Krusty Krab. So why am I typing this if I am a Krabby Patty?










My name is :iconhollyleafplz: and I am 45 moons old. Of age, age, age, shake it off, I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
moons. While kind of wierdly daydreaming
I wished that a big money (:iconyoutriedplz:) That was at
0:12 AM on a Inkday monster. At 5:59 AM
A Thunterclan warrior named :iconjayfeatherplz: has lost his stick he asked me to find it. Then we found it and we broke it. Then he asked me
out a week later. We married 6
moons later and now have been
Happily married for 2 moons. Then everybody died. The end :icontheuglybarnicleplz:
















Just scroll up to the begining, but
while you do, think of a :icontimmyturnerplz: wish.
Make your :iconelsaplz:  when you have completed
scrolling or Whatever.
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, nothing will happen!!!
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fooooooooooooooooooooooor it!!!
!









SCROLL DOWN, then back up!!!!
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:iconoctagonplz:!!!
Congratulations!!! Nothing will happen.

Now follow this carefully....OH NOES! MY NOSE! :iconohnoseplz: 

If you send this to 1000000000 :iconmoarplz:
People, other than the 5555556 that you
Already have to send to, nothing will happen
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I have a gun, do you really want to argue with me?
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PRANKED1 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014
:icon666-plz::iconrulesplz::iconrules1plz:
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Ask-2P-MMD-Feliciano Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013
You are not cursed. You must send this on or else nothing will happen. Tonight at 12:00am, you'll probably be asleep and nothing will happen. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will definately not come for you because she's dead. She will not be able to hurt you because she's dead. And even if dead people could somehow hurt you, they probably don't bother with chain letters anyway. Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong. This doesn't scare anyone with half a brain. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people whose lives aren't any different at all after seeing this chain letter?

CASE ONE -
Shirley [Surname Removed] :She got this email. She deleted it. And the next morning she went on with her life and nothing happened.

CASE TWO -
Laura [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning, realized it was saturday and went back to sleep.

CASE THREE -
Joe [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and then realized that a storm had caused the power to go out at his house. He went outside to the fusebox, fixed the problem, and went back to watching TV.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Because you'll look really stupid if you do.

We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously A JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted sending stupid chain mails. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA BELIEVE STUPID CHAIN MAILS? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - Nothing will happen

1-5 PEOPLE - Nothing will happen

5-15 PEOPLE - Nothing will happen

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - Nothing will happen

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I have a gun, do you really want to argue with me?
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..../ `---___________----_____|]
..../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
....), ---.(_(__) /
...// (..) ), ----"
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tottymats-u Featured By Owner Edited Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You are now not cursed. You must not send this on or you won't be killed. Tonight :iconatnightplz:, by :iconjeffthekillerplz:. This is :iconspartaplz:. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody :iconfireheart-plz: will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your :iconwinniethepoohplz: and your :iconcharlotteweeplz: and pull your eyeballs out with a fork like :iconsquidwardsuicideplz:. And then hang your dead corpse :iconinchinaplz:. What's your parents going to do when they find you that this is fake? It'll be funny then, will it? Don't think this is not fake and it's all put on to actully kill u? :iconyesuplz: Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been not seriously hurt by this email ?
:iconmarioplz: :iconsaysplz: :iconmariosaysnoplz:

CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise is still alive.

CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this only to 4 :iconcatplz:s and 4 :iconpotatoplz:s and when she woke up in the morning :iconurmomplz: was actually a :icondogeplz:

CASE THREE -
Thomas the Tank Engine: He sent this to :iconslendermanplz:. Huge mistake. :iconatnightplz: Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '6:66 am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off to :iconcandlecoveplz: and then to :iconstaticplz:. Thomas looked to the left of him and there he was, :iconslendermanplz: standing in Ritz crackers. Then Ben Drowned.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror :iconwithsprinklesplz: :iconatnightplz: :iconinchinaplz: and repeat -':iconsquadalahplz: Mary. :iconsquadalahplz: Mary.' :iconsquadalahplz: Mary... I KILLED YOUR :iconpotatoplz:' It is not the end for you tonight! YOU ARE FREE

We strongly advise you to not send this email on. It is seriously A JOKE. We don't want to see another chain mail. ITS YOUR CHOICE. If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.

1-5 PEOPLE - People will get annoyed that you even sent this chain mail.

5-15 PEOPLE - People will ask you to leave deviantART.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - :iconganonplz:

DON'T SEND THESE CHAIN MAILS TO ANY ONE OR THEY WILL GET MAD! 

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jelaa7 Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist
:iconfreeinternetplz:
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SkyKittyxoxo Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Student General Artist
! Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! ......MM...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.........................................................M M..............................NMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.NowFind TheMistake:ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTU VWXYZ Now Wish For SomethingYouReallyWant AfterTheCountdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close YourEyes AndMake A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now paste this To 9 Peoples wall And Your Wish Will ComeTrue!YouHave 19Minutes! Or What YouWished For Will Be The Opposite
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tottymats-u Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Look For The UPPER Case 'L' And Nothing Will Happen :LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Now Look For The O And :iconthegameplz:.! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. :iconitsapunplz: Now Look For The 'M' This Is Rellllyyyyyyy Hard! ......MM...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.........................................................M M..............................NMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.Now Find A :iconmableplz:. Now Wish For Something You Will Not Ever Want After The :iconpunplz::iconaplz: :iconfunnyplz:. Now Close Your Eyes :iconpinkieforeverplz:! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now paste this To Noone's wall And Nothing Will Happen!

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ExperimentaI Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay I won't do it.
and I wish I didn't have a life
c:
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Cinderw0lf Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yis I wished to be ugly
I'm not gonna post it to anyone
:iconumadplz:
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